Thursday, January 21, 2010

Status Update

Thursday, January 21, 2010

I saw these on Facebook as some of my friends status's and liked it so I just had to post it.

Reports state that Ronald McDonald was charged with the murder of Burger King. The crime took place in front of the Dairy Queen, reportedly over some ho named Wendy. According to Popeye, the funeral will be held tomorrow at Church's.

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, JESUS CHRIST. And the AMERICAN SOLIDER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

This is now my status.

I saw on the internet that Haiti is without a government. To help out, I am donating one Obama, one Pelosi, one Reid, one Frank, one Coakley and two Clintons! They may keep them permanently! I'd give them a constitution; but I can't find mine right now! ~~~ copy and paste this in your status


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13 comments:

Anonymous

I love these. I found you thru Happy Friday Follow :) Im now a follower.

Mass Hole Mommy

H there! Over from the Friday follow! Looking forward to your posts :)

The Royal Family

stopping by from from Friday Follow

Thanks!
The Buzz


p.s. I have 3 giveaways going on right now if you want to enter to win!

http://bzzagentroyalty.blogspot.com/2010/01/friday-follow-mcklinky.html

Melissa

Friday follow :)

♥Jennette♥

Here from follow friday! I am following. Great blog.
Jennette
http://www.smartandtrendymoms.com/
http://rockincupcake.blogspot.com/

Melissa

Hi, Alicia! I'm a new follower from Friday Follow. Good luck on your weight loss journey. If you notice any change in any cellulite situations, would you kindly share your hard-won knowledge with the rest of us girls at the Cellulite Investigation. Thank you!

Natalie A.

I'm from Friday Follow! I am now following your blog! Please come visit my blog! Thanks! Have a great day!

Bibi @ Bibi's Culinary Journey

Funny post....following you from Friday Follow and on Twitter.

Unknown

LMAO LOVE IT...

Holly Lefevre

Hi from Friday Follow...laughing really hard at this post!
Holly @ 504 Main

Felissa Hadas

Stopping by to follow and say hello with Friday Follow.

Felissa
www.felissahadas.blogspot.com

Coupon Clippin Mommy

Those are funny.
I'm a new follower from follow Friday. You can find me blogging here:

http://www.couponclippinmommy.com/

Cindi

Stopping by from follow me friday...too funny. Can I add an Ah-nold and a Boxer to the Haiti gov't?
http://tallysplace.blogspot.com/2010/01/giveaway-finally.html

 
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